An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.