An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.