It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.