An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.