An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world