If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.