An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.