You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.