You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.