It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.