They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.