They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

The unexpected always happens.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.