Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.