A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.