A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.