A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.