I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.