When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.