Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
Laurence J. PeterA philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
Laurence J. PeterA censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Laurence J. PeterMarriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
Laurence J. Peter