I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

The unexpected always happens.

Lead, follow or get of the way