I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.