Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.