Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.