Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.