There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.