Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?