Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.