Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.