It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.