Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.