Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.