Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.