When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.