Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.