Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

The unexpected always happens.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.