Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.