Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.