A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.