A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
When you see yourself quoted in print and youโre sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.