Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.