The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.