Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.