There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.