There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.