Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.