Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?