In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.