Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?