Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.