Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.