The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.