Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

The unexpected always happens.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.