Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.