May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.