May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.