Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.