If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.