Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.