America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.