America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

The unexpected always happens.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?