America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.