Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.