The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.