No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.

Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.