No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.