No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form