No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.