No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.