No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.