Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

A man convinced against his will is not convinced.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.