Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.