Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?