Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Lead, follow or get of the way

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.