A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.