Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.