When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.