In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.