In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.