In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.