Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

Lead, follow or get of the way

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.