Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.