Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.