The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.