Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.