Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.