Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

Many live by their wits but few by their wit.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.