Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

Most hierarchies are nowadays so cumbered with rules and traditions, and so bound in by public laws, that even high employees do not have to lead anyone anywhere, in the sense of pointing out the direction and setting the pace. They simply follow precedents, obey regulations, and move at the head of the crowd. Such employees lead only in the sense that the curved wooden figurehead leads the ship .

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.