Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Ignorance is the mother of research.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.