If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.