If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.