If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.