An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.
The unexpected always happens.
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.