He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.