Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

He laughs best whose laugh lasts.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.