Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.