You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.