Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.