Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.