Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control future events.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.