Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.