A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.