When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.