Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.