If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.