The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.