The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.