Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.