A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.