There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.