There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.