Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Reality is for people who can't face drugs.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.

It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.