Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.