The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.