Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.