When a New Yorker looks like he has a suntan, it's probably rust.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.