Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.