Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.