There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

The habitually punctual make all their mistakes right on time.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.