As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.