There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.