It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.