Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.