The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.