Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.