Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world