The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.