The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.