There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't.

Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.