There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us