It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.